NINE MALE HABITS THAT ANNOY WOMEN
- The Orifice Phenomenon -- Burping, farting, spitting, snot rockets. Would you want woman to start doing that around you?
- Adjusting the privates -- They're not going anywhere, wait until you're alone to itch or adjust.
- Listening... when you feel like it -- Men have an ability to pick and choose key words in a coversation... food, sex, Jackie Chan.
- Tuning Out -- Woman can't help but to have at least 10 things on their mind at once, but men have this incredible ability to just pull back and zone out. How?
- Leaving a Trail -- Men have an ability to leave a trail to wherever they are... food, clothing, pots and pans.
- Clippings and Shavings -- How would you like to find tampon wrappers and armpit hairs all over the bathroom. Clean up after yourself.
- Unobservant, plainly stated -- Open yourself up to the insignificant things, like a new perfume she's wearing, or a new haircut.
- The "I'm sick, take care of me syndrome" -- Stop whining and appreciate when she takes care of you.
- The Wandering Eye -- Learn the fine art of discretion. If you're staring at another woman, don't make it obvious to us.
How about a reverse list, one for the ladies....
- Their ability to kill 17 trees a day in toilet paper.
- Shoes... Get over them!
- "Oil change? But I got one last year."
- Your perfect timing to "have an important talk," during a game
- Your obsession with lists of annoying things guys do.